Last night I was on my way to some church meetings and I hadn't eaten anything since lunch. I thought I'd stop by a gas station to get a drink and to grab something to munch on... a granola bar, some ruffles... ya know- something to sustain me. I had one of those retard moments when I looked on the rack and thought to myself--"yeah, Flaming Hot Cheetos sound really good right now!"
So I grabbed the Cheetos and a Coke and was on my way to my meetings. I woke up this morning with an upset stomach and didn't know why. The reason just hit me about 2 minutes ago that Flaming Hot Cheetos are NOBDODY'S friend. My stomach is pissed at me AND the Cheetos.
Just a warning, steer clear of that Flamer, Chester Cheeto.
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3 comments:
Do the flaming hot cheetos come out hot on the backside as well. Never fun to have a burning hole.
Eric...I am so sorry you had to learn this the hard way, but my advice to you is to stay away from anything the Mav. sells that combines fire and cheese.
Yikes. Did you book the shop bathroom on Outlook?
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